badphairy's leery lair

Suck it up, Buttercup

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November 2016

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“How many people can say they’ve successfully jacked a T. Rex and lived?

I didn’t grow up wanting this job, most parents don’t want their kid to know what “insemination” means. But the money’s great and the hours are my own. Some of the minutes, not so much.”




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